Live Laugh Lobotomy Embroidery Hoop Wall Art | Funny Dark Humor Floral Embroidery Decor | Handmade Hoop Art
Live Laugh Lobotomy Embroidery Hoop Wall Art | Funny Dark Humor Floral Embroidery Decor | Handmade Hoop Art
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For the girlies who love a little ✨cute chaos✨ with their cottagecore…
This handmade embroidery hoop is giving soft florals, cozy vibes… and just a tiny mental breakdown 💅
Featuring delicate stitched flowers, warm neutral fabric, and the iconic “Live Laugh Lobotomy” phrase in textured thread, this piece is the perfect mix of sweet + unhinged.
Hang it in your reading nook, gallery wall, or anywhere that needs a little personality (and a sense of humor).
✨ Handmade with love
✨ Soft floral embroidery with gold bead details
✨ Wooden hoop ready to hang
✨ Perfect for girlhood decor with a twist
Because healing is cute… but so is dark humor 💕✨
✨ Made to Order ✨
Handmade just for you.
Please allow 1–2 weeks before shipping.
✨ Caring for Your Embroidery Hoop Art ✨
This piece is ready to hang—just pop a framing nail (not included) through the metal clasp at the top of the hoop, or get creative and hang it with a cute ribbon or string! 💖
Please do not remove the outer wooden hoop—what was once a tool for stitching magic is now the perfect frame for your art!
Treat this beauty with care! 🌸 The embroidery threads are delicate, so avoid pulling or tugging on them (front or back) to keep your piece looking flawless. A little love goes a long way! 💕
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📦 Shipping & Delivery ✨
We can’t wait for your Femme Bohemian goodies to arrive at your door 💕
Here’s everything you need to know about shipping, processing, delivery, and market pickup.
🛍 Market Pickup (Select at Checkout)
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If this option appears during checkout, it means we are currently booked for an upcoming market.
• You will select your pickup date at checkout
• Orders must be picked up at the selected market event
• You will receive a confirmation email with event details
Please note:
Market pickup is only available during active market sessions and will not appear if no upcoming events are scheduled.
If an order is not picked up at the selected market, we will contact you to arrange shipping (additional shipping charges may apply).
🍁 Canada
✨ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $150 CAD (Canada only)
Orders under $150 CAD will see shipping options at checkout.
Estimated Delivery: 3–9 business days
Tracking included (except lettermail).
📬 Femme Happy Mail (Lettermail)
Some smaller orders such as stickers may ship via Canada Post lettermail. This option does not include tracking.
🦅 United States
Shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
Estimated Delivery: 8–11 business days
Tracking included.
✨ We ship with pre-paid duties, so there are no surprise customs charges at delivery.
📬 Femme Happy Mail (Lettermail)
Some smaller orders such as stickers may ship via Canada Post lettermail. This option does not include tracking.
🌍 International
International shipping options are available at checkout based on your location.
Delivery times vary by country and customs processing.
✨ Orders ship with duties and taxes prepaid where applicable, so you won’t be surprised with additional fees at delivery.
Customs processing times may occasionally cause delays beyond estimated timelines.
⏳ Processing Times
All orders ship from Saint John, NB, Canada 🇨🇦
• Embroidery Hoop Art: 2–3 weeks processing time (each piece is handmade to order)
• All Other Products: 1–3 business days
We pack every order ourselves with care.
🎀 Packaging, Tracking & Free Gifts
Every order is wrapped with love, tissue, and all the cute vibes.
✨ A little free gift is included in every order — because you deserve a surprise 💕
Tracking is included on most parcel shipments.
If you choose untracked lettermail, tracking will not be available.
📍 Address Accuracy
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order.
If you notice an error, email us as soon as possible at info@thefemmebohemian.com.
📦 Lost or Damaged Packages
Once a parcel is marked delivered by the carrier, responsibility transfers to the shipping provider. However, we’re always happy to help you open a claim if needed.
If your order arrives damaged, please email us within 5 days with photos so we can assist.
